3 years later, an appearance from Chicago
I used to travel to Chicago quite a bit for work, so occasionally I’d try online dating there. Well, back in July 2014, I went on a date which was actually quite good, but the guy never called me back. Likely because he knew it wouldn’t work as I lived in a different state.
Regardless, today I get a completely unnecessary distraction when I receive this text convo:
The worst part about this was it completely distracted me for an hour or two. The best part is that I found an excel document I made of all the guys I dated in 2014 and it jogged my memory of who the guy was!
So let’s put this to a vote:
Creepy
Or
Sweet?
Maybe I’ll just feel flattered and forget about it. I’m curious about why he would do this, but let’s just hope we leave it here.
Love,
Anon
Ok, Cupid: Glad you’re experimenting. Just not with me please.
Um, Okcupid is a strange place.
Ok, Cupid: Sorry, can’t compete with your fantasy ladies
Yeah, your anime lady pillow is really not appealing.
Ok, Cupid: Nice young virgin guy
No, I don’t want a nice, young virgin guy…
Ok, Cupid: I guess (delusional) cross dressers need a place to date
Let’s be real here though: “HOTT,” no.
Ok, Cupid: Even masked psychokillers need love
So this is where the creepers go to find love.
Ok, Cupid: I’m not even sure
I don’t even know what to make of this profile…
Ok, Cupid: Is it ok to date men just for their dogs? (A really serious question)
These guys have seriously cute pups.
Ok, Cupid: Noodles anyone?
Maybe noodles are really sexy to some people?
Love, Anonymous 