3 years later, an appearance from Chicago

I used to travel to Chicago quite a bit for work, so occasionally I’d try online dating there. Well, back in July 2014, I went on a date which was actually quite good, but the guy never called me back. Likely because he knew it wouldn’t work as I lived in a different state.

Regardless, today I get a completely unnecessary distraction when I receive this text convo:

The worst part about this was it completely distracted me for an hour or two. The best part is that I found an excel document I made of all the guys I dated in 2014 and it jogged my memory of who the guy was!

So let’s put this to a vote:

Creepy

Or

Sweet?

Maybe I’ll just feel flattered and forget about it. I’m curious about why he would do this, but let’s just hope we leave it here.

Love,

Anon

ECW, again?

It’s been nearly 16 months since I last spoke to ECW, but he likes to appear in my life again from time to time…

Today:

8:34pm: Still ignoring me?

10:15pm: ???9

10:15pm: ????

10:15pm: ???

10:15pm: Why so serious?

Ok creeper, get over it. I’m not talking to you any more.

Tinderisms: Cease the Day

This Portuguese guy could use a correction in his profile, but it was funny at least.



International Tinder

I’ll be dating abroad. More updates to come.

Every man should be named Gustavo. Because Gustavo is a fabulous sexy name.

Ok, Cupid: Sorry, can’t compete with your fantasy ladies

Yeah, your anime lady pillow is really not appealing.

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