Ok, Cupid: Sorry, can’t compete with your fantasy ladies

Yeah, your anime lady pillow is really not appealing.

First date was doomed.

Remember the guy I was talking to, but hadn’t met yet? I wasn’t catfished, but I met him and didn’t feel the chemistry I thought that I would maybe feel. Perhaps it was too much build up? Who knows. I’ll explain more later.

Ok, Cupid: Nice young virgin guy

No, I don’t want a nice, young virgin guy…