Tinderisms: I carry heavy things

I guess someone has to be into that?

Tinderisms: This man and this cat

I love the pet painting!

Ok, Cupid: I guess (delusional) cross dressers need a place to date

Let’s be real here though: “HOTT,” no.

Tinderisms: Psychokiller makes an appearance on Tinder!

Hot.

Tinderisms: Tell me about your horsey…

Why do you have a horse?
What is its name?
What does it like to do?
Do you take him everywhere?
Who gave it to you?
It’s very fluffy!

Ok, Cupid: Banana man of my dreams

Yes.

Tinderisms: Grooming time

Unsure of why you were compelled to share this…

Also, what if I get catfished!?

There are some sick people out there, but I could possible get catfished. I still have my guard up.

Do you think it’s possible to fall for someone you haven’t met (yet)?

I won’t meet this guy for weeks but he continues to talk to me and it’s been great. I need to take this guy lightly because I can’t imagine it working out. We live in different cities and while I go to his monthly, he doesn’t come to mine.

I’m frustrated right now.

Ok, Cupid: Even masked psychokillers need love

So this is where the creepers go to find love.