Oh no, the Small Banana returns
About a year and a half, two years ago, I dated this guy I had met at my friend’s birthday party. He was a little bit older (29 – I was 25) and we had hit it off at the party. At the party, I was trying to convince my friend to go to yoga with me, and he volunteered himself to join me.
So, I did my first and LAST yoga date ever. We went to ramen afterwards, and I felt absolutely disgusting. Anyway, we went on a few dates after that, nothing big… um, and I’m not just referring to the dates, also to his um, equipment.
Ok, I really shouldn’t go there, the poor guy, I was nice for the most part about it, but I phased him out completely within a little over a month.
Anyway, I had joined a mentorship program and on day 1, right after I had met my mentee for the first time ever… I spotted him… meeting his mentee for the first time.
Of course, I went with my first gut reaction.
I hid.
Behind my mentee.
She was like “what are you doing!?” (as nicely as you could say it to someone you had just met).
“That guy! That guy over there! I dated him a few years ago!”
Of course he saw me. How could he not? We were going on the same trip up state with all the mentees. Of course he came over to talk to me like “hello how are you?” and creepily ask if I still lived in the same apartment… (ooh, chills just thinking about it).
Sigh, it’s going to be a long year in the mentorship program.
Love, Anon.