Archive | November 2014
ECW Briefly Appears
What’s up with all the guys who reappear in my life after long, and happy, blissful time apart?
The day before Thanksgiving, ECW decided to text me.
4:42pm: Hi
5:11pm: Y u ignore me
I ignored you because you obviously didn’t get a clue when I shut the door in your face.
If you throw a dog a bone, they’ll inevitably follow you home.
Please stop bothering me, I’d like to forget you exist.
Disabled OKCupid Again
Taking a little break. Holidays are upon us and I need a breather!